the column of lasting insignificance...
When you vote,
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today...
JESUS loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary.
SADDAM was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can't find Bin Laden” diversion.
TRADE with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
THE United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N.. resolutions against Iraq.
A WOMAN can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
THE best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
IF CONDOMS are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
A GOOD way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
PROVIDING health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
GLOBAL warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A PRESIDENT lying about an extra-marital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
GOVERMENT should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
THE PUBLIC has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
BEING A drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
WHAT Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
IF YOU don't send it to at least 10 other people, we're likely to be stuck with more Republicans in '06 and '08.
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The Shinjuku Sutra
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February 12, 2015
It was the first handwritten letter I'd received in 5 years. Or maybe 10. Signed by John Wilcock, a man I'd never heard of, and postmarked Ojai, Calif., it was waiting for me when I returned from my São Paulo-to-New York summer trip. Mr. Wilcock wrote that he had been an assistant editor at The Times Travel section back in the 1950s, and had written the first editions of “Mexico on $5 a Day,” “Greece on $5 a Day” and “Japan on $5 a Day” for Arthur Frommer in the 1960s.
By George, I thought. This man was the original Frugal Traveler.
Forty years ago the second of my three books about magic was published, A Guide to Occult Britain (Sidgwick & Jackson) covering a wide range of sites from Stonehenge to Loch Ness and King Arthur country to the witches of Pendle Hill. It is now available as an eBook on amazon.com.
“A GOOD WAY to describe John Wilcock is to say that he is a talented bohemian counter-culture journalist who once played a major role in the emergence of America’s underground press. Born 1927 in Sheffield, England, he left school aged 16 to work on various newspapers in England, and on Toronto periodicals before moving to New York City. There in 1955 he became one of the five founders of the Village Voice in which he and co-founder Norman Mailer wrote weekly columns. Wilcock called his column “The Village Square”, an intended pun. He and young Mailer were not quite friends, although Wilcock was at times annoyed, but always amused, by Mailer’s monstrous ego.”
-From the preface of Manhattan Memories, by Martin Gardner