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MERELY A SHORT-LIVED FAD half a century ago, 3-D movies are now apparently here to stay. Every major studio is upping its budget $20 million or so to produce 3-D movies, with DreamWorks boasting that all its slate will be in 3-D from next year. CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg says it is “the single most revolutionary change since color pictures”. What hastened things along, according to Fortune, is that Disney’s Meet the Robinsons and Paramount’s Beowulf grossed twice as much in their 3-D than their regular versions. James (Titanic ) Cameron’s sci-fi thriller Avatar is eagerly awaited and a trio of Tintin films by Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson. Financial analyst Barton Crockett forecasts that 3-D will someday represent 20% of box office receipts.
WHOEVER HEARD OF a department store having a crime lab? But we’re talking about the strange case of Target whose 80,000 cameras in its 1,600 stores and parking lots have proved to be so helpful in solving thefts and fraud by ‘customers’ that the store became experts in analyzing videotapes. “We had a volume of evidence from our cameras but no expertise” says Target spokesman Frederick Lautenbach. The seven-member forensic team they set up has repeatedly been called upon by law enforcement agencies to review tapes, track cell phones and even analyze fingerprints.
BILL COSBY’S VIEWS that the black community was committing cultural suicide with its absentee fathers, the spread of hip-hop, and the rise of black-on-black crime, have been controversial but have deep roots in history claims a writer in the Atlantic. “His most obvious antecedent”, says Ta-Nehisi Coates, “is Booker T. Washington who called for black self-reliance a century ago”. Later Marcus Garvey, patron saint of Black Nationalism, argued that blacks had rendered themselves unworthy of the white man’s respect and Malcolm X and Louis Farrakhan echoed Garvey’s core of beliefs. “Crosby’s rhetoric played well in black barbershops, churches and backyard barbecues where a unique brand of conservatism still runs strong” says Coates. “Instead of waiting for handouts or outside help,” Crosby argues, “disadvantaged blacks should start by purging their own culture of noxious elements like gangsta rap”. The Atlantic’s eight-page essay, largely sympathetic to the actor-turned-advocate, recounts his $20 million gift to Spellman Collage and how he defied NBC to retain an anti-apartheid sign on his television show.
IF YOU DON’T READ People you probably aren’t aware that a recent issue was the first to include an ad (for Welch’s grape juice) in which the reader was invited to scratch and LICK. “How will the pass-along reader feel when they get to the ‘already-been-licked’ page?” asks Stores magazine. “Scratch and sniff ads can be fun; lickable ads are just gross”.
THE BEST OUTCOME of the imaginative and attractive make-over of Mother Jones is the array of charts and graphs amplifying everything from the relative efficiency of power suppliers and gasoline alternatives to the sum paid for photographs of celebrity babies. One color-coded table breaks down the likelihood of a musician (79%), a rabbi (74%), or a professional golfer (24%) being Democrat, and a chauffeur (91%), a midwife (72%), and a lawyer (42%) being Republican.
THE BIGGEST FISH in the world, the bluefin tuna, is also the most valuable (a single one sold for $173,000 in Tokyo’s Tsukiji fish market) but is in danger of extinction says Scientific American, unless it can be bred on a commercial scale. Reaching as much as three quarters of a ton in weight, the fish that ancient samurai rejected as unclean has become a staple of high end sushi restaurants where meals cost hundreds of dollars. As a result, says SA, “the tuna fishery is rife with illegal, unregulated fleets that ignore quotas, restrictions, boundaries and any other regulations that might threaten the catch. The Japanese market, which devours about 60,000 tons of bluefin every year…is only too eager to buy the tuna, regardless of where or how it is caught…Unless tuna can be raised as if they were domestic animals, their world populations will continue to crash”.
DESPITE THE FACTS that this country’s short-sighted ethanol program has disastrously raised food prices around the world and proved to be inefficient (more energy is used making ethanol from corn, than is produced), the farmers and agribusinesses whose bribes to Congress got it enacted are standing firm. “The ethanol industry are loath to surrender $7bn in annual subsidies” comments The Week, and “all three presidential candidates have signed up to the bio-fuels agenda”. A UN food expert recently called bio-fuels “a crime against humanity”.
THE WILCOCK WEB: Bravo to Boston Legal for going after the Supreme Court……Londoners, currently monitored by more street cameras than anyone else, will next month be able to read a new book, Surveillance Unlimited: How We’ve Become the Most Watched People on Earth…..Madonna, 49, wants to remake Casablanca, playing the leading role that Ingrid Bergman played in her twenties…. Belgian artist Delphine Boel, a bastard daughter of King Albert will exhibit her papier mâché sculptures of the king and queen as pigs, reports The Week…. By the year 2012, General Electric will be producing a holographic digital disk capable of holding your entire DVD collection….Combining restaurant and grocery in its new Scottsdale store, Whole Foods calls it a groceraut…..Greyhound racing, once the domain of the English working class--some of whose owners kept dogs in the home and used them to catch rabbits --are going up market “attracting a more prosperous constituency” recounts the Economist…..“My ethics basically” says Jack Nicholson, “are to live in the now, and that requires tremendous discipline. It’s as close to a religious sentiment as I have”…. Climatologist Gregory Jones points out that global warming will change the climate so much in future years that many of the world’s famous wines may change beyond recognition ….At booming Fort McMurray, nearest town to Canada’s Athabaska Oil Sands, hamburger flippers in fast food joints are making $17 per hour…. Eric Clapton told Esquire: “One of the most beneficial things I’ve learned (in life) is to keep my mouth shut”….. More than one million unsold copies of singer Robbie Williams’ latest DC (reports Discover) are being recycled to surface Chinese roads…. Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm -- Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
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— John Wilcock ... Manhattan Memories: Chapter Eighteen--The Quest for Magic: Around Europe by VW bus;
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February 12, 2015
It was the first handwritten letter I'd received in 5 years. Or maybe 10. Signed by John Wilcock, a man I'd never heard of, and postmarked Ojai, Calif., it was waiting for me when I returned from my São Paulo-to-New York summer trip. Mr. Wilcock wrote that he had been an assistant editor at The Times Travel section back in the 1950s, and had written the first editions of “Mexico on $5 a Day,” “Greece on $5 a Day” and “Japan on $5 a Day” for Arthur Frommer in the 1960s.
By George, I thought. This man was the original Frugal Traveler.
Forty years ago the second of my three books about magic was published, A Guide to Occult Britain (Sidgwick & Jackson) covering a wide range of sites from Stonehenge to Loch Ness and King Arthur country to the witches of Pendle Hill. It is now available as an eBook on amazon.com.
“A GOOD WAY to describe John Wilcock is to say that he is a talented bohemian counter-culture journalist who once played a major role in the emergence of America’s underground press. Born 1927 in Sheffield, England, he left school aged 16 to work on various newspapers in England, and on Toronto periodicals before moving to New York City. There in 1955 he became one of the five founders of the Village Voice in which he and co-founder Norman Mailer wrote weekly columns. Wilcock called his column “The Village Square”, an intended pun. He and young Mailer were not quite friends, although Wilcock was at times annoyed, but always amused, by Mailer’s monstrous ego.”
-From the preface of Manhattan Memories, by Martin Gardner